4th June - Bay of Plenty

Well... Great start to the tour, RotoVegas was in full flow, good job the only 2 decent pubs were within walking distance to each other...
 
Thanks to Pig & Whistle for allowing us to spend so much money there (and laugh at us as we tried to negotiate those very wobbly pavements) and thanks TV3 for making us look like drunken fools.
 
No thanks whatsover to that bunch of youths who were insistant on having a fight with us at 2:30am...
 
Just to show what a loving group we are, here's one of us with a few BOP supporters...
 
One of the guys wrote a little song about his Rotorua experience:
"When I was on the bus to Rotorua I asked my good friends what will I catch?  Will it be crabs, will it be thrush.  Here's what they said to me.  Probably both my son.  Have you got your Canestan Industrial strength old boy.  The tour's just begun."
 
It's not just the Rotorua lasses that were accomodating, one Irish girl offered one of us (after much negotiation) a "blowjob" in return for an Irish Flag (cost price NZ$12), not bad eh?  Needless to say we still have the flag, would have meant leaving the bar briefly.

Movie

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Pictures

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The Boys The Girl! Come on Lions!
Paint! Paint! Paint!
Sleep Balance! Sleep
Balance!

Text Diary

Have taken names out of the text messages to protect the guilty (these are actual text messages sent to a single phone during the weekend).

  • 03 Jun 18:00 Wear r we + wat we doin
  • 03 Jun 18:11 After 2 beers + 18 piss stops ..??????.. stops at THE cambridge pub ..+ orders ...A babycham...
  • 03 Jun 18:24 ..??????.. + ..??????.. do ve girls hard at pool..No suprises there
  • 03 Jun 21:22 In pub. Full of pussy.
  • 03 Jun 21:22 In hotel..Pissin off hosts..+ anyone wholl listen.
  • 03 Jun 21:24 ..??????.. in ve pulpit at henneseys...Now i know y vere aint a spanish pope
  • 03 Jun 21:27 Easy..??????.. .Backpacker girls + welsh..Just dont piss em off...Ahhh 2 late
  • 03 Jun 21:31 Least ..??????.. is happy...It even smells like essex
  • 03 Jun 21:58 ..??????.. kisses girl with fat arse
  • 03 Jun 22:00 Reckon she has downs syndrome
  • 03 Jun 22:33 ..??????..'s flag on dancefloor (without ..??????..)
  • 04 Jun 09:54 No ..??????..
  • 04 Jun 10:45 Where is ..??????..
  • 04 Jun 11:06 Lost ..??????.. again
  • 04 Jun 11:32 ..??????.. txts miss pitstop..+ sits back 2 enjoy ve fallout
  • 04 Jun 11:47 ..??????..s breakfast given away p'lopes still not responded to ..??????.s text
  • 04 Jun 12:39 Back at scene of mongo rape ..??????.. lost ticket loud guy sulking
  • 04 Jun 13:35 Found ..??????.. wife no 3
  • 04 Jun 13:46 Whens this taxi coming, fed up of waiting
  • 04 Jun 14:00 ..??????.. sends picture of himself to new wife with arm around in laws
  • 04 Jun 14:07 ..??????.. tells us his surgical stories.  shared with ..??????..'s new in laws.
  • 04 Jun 14:44 ..??????.. proposes to tasha gets turned down
  • 04 Jun 14:52 ..??????.. does well getting cash out from the bar but has not shared the winnings with the boys
  • 04 Jun 15:46 ..??????.. where r u? ..??????...
  • 04 Jun 16:16 Wens ..??????.. gonna get ere
  • 04 Jun 16:34 It appears ..??????.. is now practising trigamy
  • 04 Jun 16:37 Nice ......??????.. tryin 2 talk his self out of it
  • 04 Jun 16:37 ?DORIS? enjoyed getting to know the boys and learnt more about ..??????.. who is really ..??????..
  • 04 Jun 16:51 We're on bus to stadium. Will try to catch up later. 24-18 to BOP.
  • 04 Jun 19:02 You were on the news you drunken pom
  • 04 Jun 21:28 ..??????.. & ..??????.. make it safely back to hotek
  • 04 Jun 21:55 BOP make a great showing but go down.... But apparently the Lions were not trying...
  • 04 Jun 23:28 ..??????.. spills his piss and is still happy with his coordination..... Not bad for para....
  • 05 Jun 02:42 And we look for another open pub at two thirty or any thing open
  • 05 Jun 02:53 And ..??????.. does an arm wrestle on the road
  • 05 Jun 12:06 Ill get on to that right away!!!
  • 05 Jun 12:43 ..??????.. stop talkin
  • 05 Jun 13:13 Just clenched my butt cheeks too quick. Might take a while to wipe all the shite off my sphincter
  • 05 Jun 13:23 Failed ve breath test...Must be time 2 drive home
  • 05 Jun 14:09 Nice ..??????.. brought ..??????.. a little somefing back from rotovegas...Clamidia

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